Tuesday, June 05, 2007
22nd post! :D
Kudos to Jaclyn for changing the skin. :DD Ty.
&&I just realised, we're 14years old and we're from 1e4! <33333333>Jeannie Teo Jin Ming (Her mummy calls her Meng. :DD So they take pictures and eat breakfast with her every morning. Heh)
93years of age -haha born in 1993, and 93 years of age!
Genderless.
Last seen: Eating roti prata with Mr Yee and wife. Carrying a bleeding bird.
Please call 99999, do NOT take matters into your own hands, as Jeannie is a dangerous Meng.
However, in the event that you see her, &&decide to ignore her, it is PERFECTLY fine with us. :DD Thank you.

Do another NICER retard cheer:

When I say retards,
You say O,
You say O,
You say O.
When I say retards,
You say leh,
You say leh,
You say leh.
When I say retards,
You say O
When I say retards,
You say leh
When I say retards you say,
Oleh,Oleh,Oleh,Oleh,Oleh, Retards..retards..
Oleh,Oleh,Oleh,Oleh,Oleh, retards..retards..
GOOOOO RETARDS!. Whoooooooooo. (ghostly sounds..Da shu???)

No red=no tolley=NO JEANNIE! :DD


The 23rd post shall be by a 2/3 person,
24th; a 2/4 person
25, a 2/5 person
and 26th; a 2/6 person! :DD
Haha, then again, I realised that we dnt have a 2/3 person. D:
And a 2/1 and 2/2 person either. Lol. so we shall start from 24th post then. :DD

Signing off,
SHERRRRRRRRRRI! :DD (I spelt signing as singing. Lol, singing off. :DD)

RRS was retarded @: 1:51 PM

TWENTYFIRST POST. :D THE SPECIAL ONE
okay. something is wrong with my fingers heh.
i was going in to blogspot.
and i typed this.
bogspot.com
then after that i typed this
blogpsot.comm
JACLYN WITH THE RETARDED FINGERSSS. :D
haha. anyway, yes. thats me.
lets see when i last posted...
nodds head in amusement, 10 november. AAAHHH.

heh. anyway. who really wants to know my livejournaaaal if you dont know?
ME ME ME ME ME.
ahahaha. lame.

and yay for the retards' survival cos we rock to the max. :D
yes yes? :DDDD



RRS was retarded @: 11:11 AM

Thursday, May 31, 2007
Hello Retardssss(:
YAY! to the revival of the retards <3
sherri can revive, means i can revive too!
yay!:D
& we didnt split okay, we're still back tgt(:
your founder is not dead btw, ariela,Beatrice,beryl,adalia,jaclyn,rachel & joan didnt runaway too!
that leaves sherri left:P
MISSING PERSON
Name: Sherri-Anne
Age: 41
Gender: ehh, not sure abt that..
Last Seen: Pasir Ris in her birdie costume
her whereabouts are unknown!
Pls contact us if she is seen somewhere around(:
but if you didnt see her, its okay, we dont mind her gng missing! :D

uh then lets hold a meeting soon luh!
Our first official retards meeting,
discuss abt?
awww man, we need our secretaries, chairman, & the toilet manager back!
the make coffee one also..
retards unite, we show our might, show ah show ah!
we show them how we retards fight, fight ah fight ah!
how retarded -.-
i see the true spirit of retardity!
stay tuned(:
<3,
JEANNIE your dear (ego)founder:D

RRS was retarded @: 11:31 PM

Tuesday, May 15, 2007
HELLO FELLOW RETARDS!

I've reopened this blog cause all we're doing is tagtagtag. Lol, but I expect it'll die off like in 2 weeks time. Hah, so prove me wrong yo!

Updates:
Okay, so maybe the retards have splitted, but nevertheless! This blog shall be our protein links! (Say, we're all proteins luhhhh..) We shall come tgt in this blog, or in the onefour blog!

The founder, Jeannie, has happily skipped off to 2E5 with elder asst secretary 1, Ariela, and the elder TCS manager, Beatrice.
Therefore, seeing the founder gone, our director, Jaclyn, decided to run away with the Chairman, Rachel, and the elder asst. secretary 2, Beryl, to a better class, 2E4.
Which leaves the co-chairman, Sherri, to care for the elder secretary, Adalia, at 2E6. grrr....

But anw, we have a new member! Joan, the wonderwoman! Whose jobs is to prepare zoom zoom files and Coffees during meeting times! Which is a slacker job, really, seeing that we have yet to conduct the 1st meeting yet. Hah.

Okay,
So, anyone who hasn't received the email from me, namely, Adalia, Beryl and Beatrice, can ask from any other member of this retarded (really whattttt!) blog.

Oh and I've updated the links, seeing since only me and rachel's one is actually correct. Hah.

Kaykay,
Love always,
SHERRRRRRRI!!!!!!!!

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RRS was retarded @: 12:31 PM

Friday, December 08, 2006
aha im here to post for the sake of the retards' survival! Smile
ohh jaclyn called.
-in a call-
ahahahahaha oops i have friends who play neopets!how cute!
ever since the holidays started i have been sleeping longer
and jaclyn is my alarm clock;
she is nagging at me agn "one more month only jeannie!"
and then theres badminton and bowling;im so tired that i dun feel like doing hwk!
surprise surprise eh??
-interrupted by adalia on msn-
haiz -.- another person who calls me WAWA!!WAWA.wad a dumbo name.
okay yeahs i gtg!
Jeannie !!!

RRS was retarded @: 4:29 PM

Friday, November 17, 2006
BEATICE i changed ur post name alr!go n see!and guess wad TCS stands for?
*drumroll*
*fanfare*
yes its TOILET CLEANING SERVICES!yay!:DD quackies.

RRS was retarded @: 7:47 PM

hello HELLO hello.
went to buy bks today..then i saw charcoal monitress and her dad.but her dad is not black i mean dark..unlike our CHARCOAL monitress!!wahahaaha then i saw the great wei da xf at work.she was packing bks for my mum. :)
oh and my back is much much better.went to remove the stitch some days ago.
THANK YOU JACLYN!(i shld return you the thankyou eh?!)
THANK YOU CHARISSE! for wanting me to be jeannie depp. -.-
THANK YOU JIAHANNIE! (wanted to hug me arh and shouted "poor jeannie" until everyone at the cathedral turn their heads HAHA)
THANK YOU my child gui gui SHERRI! for cursing me and said tt i was huo gai XIAO XIN hor you.
THANK YOU MEE MEE & BOKCHENG for gng "aaaaahhh" and "ouch ouch OUCHHHH"when i described the wound to them. they cant watch nip/tuck. heh heh.=p

i want a scar from my wound!!I WANT!but the stitch thingy seems to be disappearing leh.how come??!!
i feel a great sense of achievement!!i cooked pineapple rice by myself today okay.and fried rice ytd.im obssessed with cooking rice :DD
oh yes and when i went to buy bks today,the seniors told me tt the pe tee changed alr.and i tink its dri-fit eh.i cant wait!!!
im gng to scold BEATICE if i see her.how can my lao gong give me such a stoopid name:jeannieweanie?!and wait she was gng to confront me.lao gong where are you??!!

-quackies!

RRS was retarded @: 7:33 PM

Saturday, November 11, 2006
they say need stitching.
i am so scared la.
I DUN WANT!!!
huggies, quackies:'(

RRS was retarded @: 8:41 PM

aaaahhh rotten luck.
really really belly rotten luck.
first it was raining then i couldn't go out bcos i was scared of the lightning or thunder or sth.
den i was stuck at home.
so the phone rang....RRINGG RRING went the phone :DD
and when i walk to the verandah,i fell.
wait.
lets rewind back slow motion...
****
i step onto the verandah,slide down,hit the SHARP edge of the shoe rack,pull the phone wire and landed on the floor.
ALL BECAUSE OF THE STOOPID RAIN that always come into my house!!!!!!!
:(:(:(
and quackies is hurt with a BIG swollen bloody wound behind my back.
luckily i didnt hurt my spine la.
after that i cried for abt 10 min wailing and wailing and then got migraine.
how come i so suay??!!
quackies is really sick and my back still hurts alot.
i think its gng to leave a scar behind..so m i gng to look like a pirate???!!!
aaaaaaahhhhhhh noooooooooooo!!!

maybe i wouldnt post for a loong time
or u wouldnt see me online
or...eh i wont go for thanksgiving..
i dunno I WANT TO GO CHECK MY SPINE!!
:'( :'(

RRS was retarded @: 4:18 PM

Friday, November 10, 2006
hey hey hey
Now that shes back in the atmosphere
With drops of jupiter in her hair, hey, hey
She acts like summer and walks like rain
Reminds me that theres time to change, hey, hey
Since the return from her stay on the moon
She listens like spring and she talks like june, hey, hey

Tell me did you sail across the sun
Did you make it to the milky way to see the lights all faded
And that heaven is overrated

Tell me, did you fall for a shooting star
One without a permanent scar
And did you miss me while you were looking at yourself out there

Now that shes back from that soul vacation
Tracing her way through the constellation, hey, hey
She checks out mozart while she does tae-bo
Reminds me that theres time to grow, hey, hey

Now that shes back in the atmosphere
Im afraid that she might think of me as plain ol jane
Told a story about a man who is too afraid to fly so he never did land

Tell me did the wind sweep you off your feet
Did you finally get the chance to dance along the light of day
And head back to the milky way
And tell me, did venus blow your mind
Was it everything you wanted to find
And did you miss me while you were looking for yourself out there

Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken
Your best friend always sticking up for you even when I know youre wrong
Can you imagine no first dance, freeze dried romance five-hour phone
Conversation
The best soy latte that you ever had . . . and me

Tell me did the wind sweep you off your feet
Did you finally get the chance to dance along the light of day
And head back toward the milky way


yes yes yes.
hey hey!
guess whos here!
her name is...




drum roll lah.




J to the A to the C to the L-Y-N!
CLAP CLAP CLAP.
yepp yepps!
is ME!
im baaaaaaaaaaaack.
AND BE OBSERVANT.
ive a new blog.
:DD
no one so far has been observant.
go search for my link SOMEWHERE.
not on this blog tho.
:DD
im in love with the drops of jupiter song.
:)

and im proud of RRS!
from a 4 member team, now we're a 8 member team!
clap clap clap.
:DD

lol.
im off and over from my mood swing.
go looooook for my blog ehhs?
its kind of obvious actually.


lets talk about SYTYCD2!
ALLISON AND IVAN ARE SUCH A CUTE COUPLE! or at least, for partners.
jeannie agrees with me right? do you?
lol.
and ALLISON can dance yeah?
and shes good.
sadly not the winner.
but im proud of her for going that far, and ivan, even further.
:D
go watch SYTYCD2!
its a nice show!
and you have to admire those people who are dancing there.
they're sure good, tho some might not be as good as others?
so yes.
WATCH SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE 2!!!


lovelove! JAAAAAAAAAACLYN!

RRS was retarded @: 1:51 PM

RRS COMMITTEE

director: JACLYN
chairman: RACHEL
co-chairman: SHERRI
elder secretary: ADALIA
elder asst.secretary 1: ARIELA
elder asst.secretary 2: BERYL
wonderwoman: JOAN

**peeps, YOU ARE (ABSOLUTELY) WELCOMED TO JOIN US!
just leave us a tag! :D

CHAT



LINKS

JACLYN RETARDED HANDS.
RACHEL; JELLY FACE.
SHERRI; MOLLIE ANNE.
ADALIA; ET.
ARIELA; CUTE OREO
BERYL; SPASTIC SQUIRREL
JOAN; JOANIEDABONIE


ARCHIVES

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